October 13th, 2011 by sixpegs
We’ve all heard of Formspring – the place where you can ask random people questions and they will have to reply to them.
A and I were feeling kinda bored tonight and we decided to do our own little Formspring thing on this blog.
I’ll ask her 5 questions, and she will answer them in her own words.
And she’ll do the same for me.
[This can be get quite retarded]
My 5 questions for A:
1. Describe yourself with a ten word sentence.
I think I am going to vomiting on your bed.
2. What would you do if you wake up one day with a really really really stinky ass (cannot be medically improved)?
I’ll tell you!
“Dear… my ass really really really stinks…”
3. What would you do if you walk in on your best friend having sex with your dog?
Tell my friend to be fair. I have TWO dogs… else they’ll fight.
4. If you have no choice and you have to choose to be reincarnated to be one of the following, which would you choose and why?
A) An ingrown hair near a stray dog’s ass
B) Someone with a massive unibrow that grows up to the nose and it grows back instantly the moment they are tweezed or trimmed
C) A person whose burps smells like shit (literally)
(A). Small but massively annoying.
5. Would you say yes if your girlfriend proposes to you by smearing “Will you marry me?” with shit on your room wall? Why?
“We were meant to be!” “Turdfitti! I love!”
Then I’ll proceed to take her to her room to see a romantic coincidence. That’s love.
A’s 5 questions for me:
1. Whyyyy??
Because I like to hear you whine and squirm but still ultimately do it.
2. How come Bad Ronald wears lipstick?

Actually, it’s not lipstick. Bad Ronald had some red hot spicy curry just now and he forgot to clean his mouth.
3. What comes after pooooooot?
A kiss because you love me.
4. Do you think the summon auntie is coming to catch me?
I think the summon auntie can recognize your car already. I think she will come between 9am to 1pm.
We got tear coupon so we are safe, baby.
5. What’s black and white and pink and dirty?
I have two answers for this. I know what you’re thinking (because I am very smart and I know you quite well).
You must be looking at that dirty soft toy I have in the corner of my room.
But my answer is Gigi (never wash after we last used it) while she is being charged.
