January 2nd, 2010 by sixpegs

I haven’t been coming up with any “Top Ten” posts lately, but hold up!
I think this one is going to make everyone laugh at least a little.
Don’t know about you but I can get quite paranoid sometimes,
especially when it comes to looking after my belongings.

Even when we’re very careful, there are still pickpockets & thieves all around us.
So, it is also out responsibility to make sure we keep out valuables out of their sight.
Apparently, some of the other folks were even more obsessed about it.
They took one step further and came up with some of these awesome anti theft gadgets!

1. Anti Theft Lunch Bags

If you have inconsiderate and hungry-ghost like colleagues, please consider getting this.
The Sandwich bags contain green splotch marks on both sides of the bag,
so when a sandwich is packed in there, it looks as if it is old and rotten.

2. Anti Theft Electric Socket

This socket is not meant to run electricity.
Instead, it serves as a good secret compartment for your cash and other valuables.
It looks just like a normal electric socket when it is being closed, not a bit conspicuous.
But might not be as convincing if used in Singapore though.

3. Anti Theft Cassette Tape Car Stereo

I am very sure no thieves will be interested in breaking into your car if they saw stereo system.
Totally awesome.

4. Anti Theft Stickers

This is another freaking funny stunt! Hahaha!
But I think it will somewhat put your mind at ease if you’re out on a long overseas trip.
Make sure you make your car look as undesirable as possible.

5. Anti Theft Home Security System

I wonder if anyone would ever use this at home!
After it is being tuned by its master,
this monster will “fire at will” at everything that comes to sight!
Great for paintball lovers, and people obsessed with home security.

6. Anti Theft Tesla Car Burglar Alarm

This looks fucking insane too.
Once the burglar gets into your car and tries to turn the engine on,
the Tesla circle will be activated and the poor chap will be trapped within.
Fucking A+ for effort!
But I wonder which idiot will go steal a car with such a huge contraption attached!

7. Anti Theft Newspaper laptop sleeve

Okay, this is really cool.
What an interesting way to carry your laptop around.
But I think you might give yourself away after a while -
people might start asking you how come you read the same set of newspapers everyday.
Hahaha. But it’s still very cute.

8. Anti Theft Ipod Case

This Ipod case uses the same concept as the Anti Theft Car Stereo System.
You may look super outdated and stupid seen holding a cassette player,
but VOILA! Out comes your new and flashy Ipod once it’s opened!
Interesting.

9. Anti Theft Mug

Worried about your colleague or room mate using your cup?
This mug is here to save your day!
Simply remove the plug and keep it away before you leave office,
I’m sure that cup will be left untouched by all your irritating co-workers!
Man! I love the genius who came up with this! :p

10. Anti Theft Thumbdrive

Somebody should have recommended this to Edison Chen.
This biometric thumbdrive requires a thumbprint for a login.
So unless your lose your thumb, your sex videos should be pretty safe in there.