Sex can wait. Masturbate!
September 30th, 2009 by sixpegs
I spent the most of today shopping around town alone today.
It was quite nice though! Shopping alone is almost always fun to me.
Of course, having one pint of Hoegaarden helps too! :p
I went shopping for stuff & bought a new bag from good and cheap Charles & Keith,
diamonte studs for daily use from Chomel, and a new mascara from Paul and Joe!
And decided to grace my blog with a few ugly pictures of me again.
I know you all like to see my ugly!
I’m freaking proud of my double chin.
SO SEXY!
I caught a picture of Boo snuggling up to Buttons few days ago when he was taking a nap.
She looks SO ADORABLE lazing around Buttons!
She was sleeping soundly until I went near her for the picture.
LOOK AT HER!
?
I caught a few pictures of her too!
Time really flies – I’ve had Maliboo for more than a year already.
Although she has brought me some headache and quite a bit of inconvenience sometimes,
I’m really glad to have her in my life!
She is the first one to greet me everytime I get home after a long day.
Boo looks really pretty in this picture, doesn’t she? :)
I realized my skin isn’t doing really well lately again.
Could it be lack of water, lack of sleep or lack of sex?
Heh, I’m kidding.
I think Aunty Bloody Da Yi Ma could be coming soon again.
So, it’s time to get onto a religious regime of doing more facial sheet masks!
Anyway, I wanna share a funny conversation I shared with Buttons.
Just now I was telling him that both my vibrators are broken.
And for those conservative readers, please don’t feel awkward.
My vibrators are my friends and I even named them Rudolph & Brinjal.
I have to share my favourite slogan again -
“SEX CAN WAIT. MASTURBATE!”
And so, I told him that I dropped mine and now they are both not working anymore.
OUR CONVERSATION ON MSN
pegs says: both my vibrator spoilt. emo.
Lim Yi says: i buy you new one lor…
pegs says: really meh? not cheap orh.
Lim Yi says: exp ah? $10?
pegs says: $10?! $10 only can buy a bunch of bananas! i ownself buy la!
Lim Yi says: hahahha! :p
pegs says: smelly smelly also need 100plus to get a funky one lor.
Lim Yi says: wah!!!
pegs says: ar boh you think ah!
Lim Yi says: wah it’s just a stupid piece of plastic lor. i help you MAKE one lah!
pegs says: erm… must can vibrate one leh.
Lim Yi says: i use those battery operated fans, break off the blades
pegs says: eeee!!!
Lim Yi says: then put a condom cover over it!
Lim Yi says: ORH I KNOW! i take my old hp, wrap it in condom, then keep calling you!
pegs says: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! this is so funny! can i blog about it?
Lim Yi says: WHAT?!
HAHAHAHA!
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- Posted in Rambles, Woof!
September 30th, 2009 at 2:05 am
im laughing like mad at ur entry.
LOL.
‘sex can wait! masturbate!’
what sia! lol
September 30th, 2009 at 2:16 am
did i ever mention i like ur blog as it often brighten my day! This entry happens to be one of the best! Thumbs up!
September 30th, 2009 at 8:52 am
HAHAHA! LOL!!!!!
September 30th, 2009 at 9:53 am
love the slogan…
and maliboo doesn’t look as grouchy in those fotos.. =)
September 30th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Hey I heard fr somewhere someone actually did that!!! The lady was masturbating with her hp. She kept redialling using her house phone. -____- sick or what…
later kena radiation overdose WAHAHAHAHAHA!
September 30th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
ahahahha i can never write something like this in my blog tsk
September 30th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
hahahaha.. a good one instead!
Think your bf will be shocked to see this blog entry.
whahaha..
September 30th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
sorry typo, should be “a good one indeed!”
Really brighten up my day!
Cheers.
September 30th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
HAHAHA your post is damn funny! Do not use a phone! I read in the papers that some brainless couple did that and the phone dropped in and had to go to the hospital to retrieve it :X eeewwwwwww
btw, which host did you get for your domain?
September 30th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
oh it’s Jane Jane Alvin’s friend Jane?
Welcome! :p
September 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
haha yea i took the slogan from some funny clip i watched last time actually.
i’m not that creative. lol.
but gla dyou liked it too, it’s really damn funny! HAHAHA!
yea maliboo isn’t as grouchy these days. ahahah.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
radiation overdose! hahaha.
later the hair start to drop. good also, no need to go brazilian wax.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
HAHAHA no lah right after i posted it up, i ask him to go read.
his first reaction was “SHIT!” lol!
September 30th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
HAHAHA oh my god!
you mean people really do that?!
wanna use phone also must use the big old school waterbottle kind of phone,
bigger so won’t drop in. lol!
provided those old school phones can vibrate la! HAHA!
my domain is hosted by name.com.
September 30th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
hahaha.totally LOL @ the last 3rd line of the convo.farking farny!!! love yr personality pegs!!
September 30th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Btw Paul and Joe mascara is the best. Second is Fiberwig!
September 30th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
haha, like that sure get cervical cancer
October 1st, 2009 at 4:38 am
wah pick a peg hor eh lah ! hahha i think the handphone idea is damn solid ! i think used old nokia 3210 those kinda better HAHAHA!!! or perhaps motorola the waterbottle one ! HAHAHAHA!
October 1st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
hey babe, you grad from ntu already? you are persuing a degree in civil engineering right? got any plans to do in that area? ;)
October 1st, 2009 at 5:43 pm
pegs where do u get vibrators from and aren’t you shy to let people know you actually mast. =x
October 1st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Hey I think those jabs really works! Your face looks small and sharp now!! Omg, I want too !!!
October 1st, 2009 at 9:05 pm
i got them from those sex shops lor. haaaha!
i’m not shy to let people know i DIY. why should i be shy or ashamed?
i think i’m totally normal.
October 1st, 2009 at 9:07 pm
hey raylene! i think not much difference yet, maybe because i see my face every single day can’t really see the difference. but the optimal results will show at 2 months! *fingers crossed* will update again in november! :D
October 1st, 2009 at 9:07 pm
no plans to be an engineer.
October 1st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
lol. handphone idea good ah? you use lor!
October 1st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
HAHAHA when i saw him said that on msn i burst out laughing also! :p
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:09 am
Hey gal! I always enjoy reading ur blog cuz its real funny but real you. =) Anyway, which photoshop u use to edit all ur pics tgt? Really nice. =) take care! God bless! =)
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 am
thanks linda. i use photoscape.
you can google it and download it.
it’s free and easy to use.
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:27 am
hahahaha.. babe!!!!!! u’re as funny as everrrrrrrr,,
sweet couple!!!
hey.. get vibes from online lah.. a lot got sales:X
hahaah
LOVE YAAAAAAAAA
we shall have our OOHLALA talks again when i’m back!:)
October 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 am
peggy… you really make my day…
October 2nd, 2009 at 3:30 am
Hi peggy. I always love reading your post, love how real you are and how you always managed to express your thoughts so well. :)
Anyway, even though I really do enjoy reading funny post like this but I am thinking if it is appropriate for you to write about this because benjamin is a teacher and you never know if his student is reading your blog and checking you out.
If they are I guess it will be very awkward. I hope you know what I mean. hee
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
oh, then why study that course? not intending to go into a new field?
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
haha glad you enjoyed it ariel.
actually right after i posted it up, i informed ben to get him to read it.
there was a part that he thinks it’s a bit unsuitable and i actually removed a couple sentences from the conversation.
i know some of his students might read my blog. but he thinks what’s on the blog is alright also.
yups!
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
yay i love our OOHLALA talks baby!
where to get vibes must ask you right? you pro already. LOL.
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
haahaha thanks crybaby!
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Hi Peg,
I love how you always arrange your photos.. can share with me how you did it? Did you use photoshop ? ^^
October 3rd, 2009 at 12:37 am
i use photoscape to arrange my photos. :)
October 3rd, 2009 at 1:10 am
wah. cool.
u really so cool.
but good to educate ur readers that… sex really can wait!!
October 3rd, 2009 at 1:12 am
hahaha yeah!
someone asked if i feel shy to share sch private details, but actually i’m really okay about it.
it’s better to turn to a battery operated toy that to casual loose sex, isn’t it? lol.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:12 am
does your mother frequent your blog? will be interesting to know her thoughts on this post
October 3rd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Dear Peggy,
in reference to your vibrator conversation, i will like to share a story which you may have heard of:
When i was in high school, i heard a friend of a friend of a friend…. used a mobile phone (possibly) Nokia as a vibrator. u can imagine the drill of using it and calling herself…
Unfortunately, the ‘phone conversation’ went a little too deep n she could not extricate her hp. Hence, she consulted the doctor.
As expected, the doctor took out the mobile fone with little trouble. Upon looking at the extracted mobile phone, the doctor said to her,….
“Wah! so many missed call ah~”
Cheers,
ahkhee
October 3rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
my mom knows about my vibrators. one time i left them in the toilet and forgot to bring them in after i’ve washed them. she took them in for me.
October 3rd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
HAHAAAHAH! so embarrassing.
that’s why. don’t use cellphones.!
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Haha ingenious idea! You two make a perfect item, I love your sense of humour and that you don’t take yourselves too seriously!
October 4th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
hello! can i know where you usually get ur headband?
October 4th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
hurhurhur thanks i.love.ellen.
if it’s ellen degeneres, i love her too! woohoo!
October 4th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
hey pegs.
haha. glad that ya so open abt it.. but u mentioned sex can wait.. so u dont practise pre-martial sex? sorry hope im not intruding into ur private life.. :D
October 5th, 2009 at 12:13 am
nope i don’t practise pre marital sex.
to me, i think it’s important to see what you’re going to get after marriage.
so it’s important to QC first. lol.
October 5th, 2009 at 2:13 am
!!!!!!!
meaning u have yet to “do it” with ur bfs including ur current bf – buttons yet???
wow, thats nice to hear yet a little surprising!
October 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
opps! i meant to say i don’t believe in pre marital sex! hahaha!
sorry sorry! :p
October 5th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
you don’t believe in… means you don’t practise it right?
was that a typo again???
October 6th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Hello (: Just curious, if you don’t believe in pre-marital sex, doesn’t that mean that you don’t practise it too? Sorry, but it’s just out of curiosity, hope it didn’t offended you =x
October 6th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I think I have to make this clear once and for all.
I think pre-martial sex is okay.
I practise pre-marital sex and I am not a virgin.
Stop asking already.
No typo this time round.
October 8th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
haha i like how you are so open about your life :) Interesting post :) good one
October 8th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
thanks mie. :)
glad you liked it! haha.
October 14th, 2009 at 2:34 am
WOO SEX CAN WAIT MASTURBATE! LOL!!!!
October 14th, 2009 at 2:35 am
i got most of my headbands in bangkok. :)
you can try fourskin in sg also.
October 29th, 2009 at 2:59 am
I need a vibrator as well. Where are the sex shops in sg? I dont see them around?? Btw, $100 a bit expensive right??
October 29th, 2009 at 3:30 am
hahaha i like your honesty.
sex shops singapore got a few mah. just go google it.
if not you can try online also, might be cheaper.