Sex can wait. Masturbate!
September 30th, 2009 by sixpegs
I spent the most of today shopping around town alone today.
It was quite nice though! Shopping alone is almost always fun to me.
Of course, having one pint of Hoegaarden helps too! :p
I went shopping for stuff & bought a new bag from good and cheap Charles & Keith,
diamonte studs for daily use from Chomel, and a new mascara from Paul and Joe!
And decided to grace my blog with a few ugly pictures of me again.
I know you all like to see my ugly!
I’m freaking proud of my double chin.
SO SEXY!

I caught a picture of Boo snuggling up to Buttons few days ago when he was taking a nap.
She looks SO ADORABLE lazing around Buttons!
She was sleeping soundly until I went near her for the picture.
LOOK AT HER!
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I caught a few pictures of her too!
Time really flies – I’ve had Maliboo for more than a year already.
Although she has brought me some headache and quite a bit of inconvenience sometimes,
I’m really glad to have her in my life!
She is the first one to greet me everytime I get home after a long day.
Boo looks really pretty in this picture, doesn’t she? :)


I realized my skin isn’t doing really well lately again.
Could it be lack of water, lack of sleep or lack of sex?
Heh, I’m kidding.
I think Aunty Bloody Da Yi Ma could be coming soon again.
So, it’s time to get onto a religious regime of doing more facial sheet masks!

Anyway, I wanna share a funny conversation I shared with Buttons.
Just now I was telling him that both my vibrators are broken.
And for those conservative readers, please don’t feel awkward.
My vibrators are my friends and I even named them Rudolph & Brinjal.
I have to share my favourite slogan again -
“SEX CAN WAIT. MASTURBATE!”
And so, I told him that I dropped mine and now they are both not working anymore.
OUR CONVERSATION ON MSN
pegs says: both my vibrator spoilt. emo.
Lim Yi says: i buy you new one lor…
pegs says: really meh? not cheap orh.
Lim Yi says: exp ah? $10?
pegs says: $10?! $10 only can buy a bunch of bananas! i ownself buy la!
Lim Yi says: hahahha! :p
pegs says: smelly smelly also need 100plus to get a funky one lor.
Lim Yi says: wah!!!
pegs says: ar boh you think ah!
Lim Yi says: wah it’s just a stupid piece of plastic lor. i help you MAKE one lah!
pegs says: erm… must can vibrate one leh.
Lim Yi says: i use those battery operated fans, break off the blades
pegs says: eeee!!!
Lim Yi says: then put a condom cover over it!
Lim Yi says: ORH I KNOW! i take my old hp, wrap it in condom, then keep calling you!
pegs says: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! this is so funny! can i blog about it?
Lim Yi says: WHAT?!
HAHAHAHA!
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