Teletubbies Party on Monday night!
It’s like one of the most happening things I’ve done in frigging NTU!
Drinks, fun and good company of all those whose exams has ended.

Courtesy of Michelle Goh the organizer – TELETUBBIES PARTY!
yay!

We climbed up the ADM school and sat under the stars for drinks.
SHIOK! :D
Terry wanted to bring his wife out to gaze at stars together.
:)
How sweet!

Look at where his hands are!
OMG.
Public Display of Affection.
People, please don’t ask me why Terry owns a blown up doll.
Terry owns all kinds of ridiculous things.

Oh the blown up doll has a nice name.
She’s Susan.
My heartfelt apologies to all readers whose names are “Susan”.
HAHAHA!
Terry loves Susan.
The invitation went out to a few others as well.
Familiar faces like Yuankai and Royden.

Rachel Tan! :)

And I made a couple other new friends as well! :D

Group shot!
:D
Yuankai and Terry are still groping Susan’s boobs!

FWAHAAHAHAHA!
Yuankai is a loser!

But Terry is an even bigger loser!
HAHAHA!

I was very smart though!
HAHAHA!
Took a picture of myself to find out what card I got.
LOL.
I was a loser at that round too. SHIT!

The party continued over at Terry’s den!
Here’s Rachel, Susan and myself.

And Terry starts forcing his deadly Absinthe down people again.
Fucking dunno how many percent alcohol.
That fucking drink is a poison man!
Check out the victims’ faces please.

Michelle (acting nice) and the very nice Peggy Chang.
HAHA!

I always like to touch Michelle’s Betty Boops!
:*)
And we disturbed Rachel Tan too.
She is dead!
HAHAHAHA.

Terry puked into the ice box!
FUCKING GROSS!
I’ll never eat the ice from that bloody ice box again!
URGH!

All the girls together.
(SUSAN ALSO GIRL)

Susan got nice pink pussy.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I wonder what went in there before.

We went for a tan the morning after because
we wanted to be healthy also mah!
:D
Terry and Arthur the horse.

I’m bakin’ brown!
YAY. I like to be chocolate!

And I broke my nail. FUCK.
SADNESS.

Rachel and Michelle swimming.
Shit. Why I don’t know how to swim!
(T__T)

Me doing chin ups!
YAY.
Bet you didn’t know I’m so fit right!
*smugs*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
B U S T E D .
We had yummy desserts after that.
*drools*

It is Wednesday tomorrow!
And you know what that means?
YES YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
Y E S .Oh yeah guys!
Check out THIS website!
It’s a new variety programme and
I think some of the other teams are pretty interesting!
You guys need to check them out!
Oh my god why didn’t I bump into Utt!
(T__T)

And poor Alvin Leong, he become Mark Mandemaker already.
HAHAHA.
But I think he’s totally lovin’ it!

YAY.
WHEEEEEEE!

I was out right after my paper on Friday.
Was awake for the whole of Thursday night to study for Friday’s paper.
BLEAHS!
And I was SO on the verge of sleeping on my exam paper.
Luckily I’ve got enough adrenaline rushing in me to stay awake!I bought new shoes!
YAY.
And new dress!
DOUBLE YAY.
And I’m wearing one of my favorite chains!
*winks*

Yippee. I ? them!
We went to the busy Orchard on the Friday night!
And it feels like I’ve been freed from hell (temporarily)
LOL!

I ? my shoes.
:*)

I ? my ring.

And I also ? my super transformer camera!

And it transforms!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE.

So so cute right? :D
We played poker at night as well, with RECCOS.
I ? weekend nights with RECCOS at Snake’s Lair.
But I really suck at poker.

I really don’t know how to bluff convincingly!
(T__T)

I also ? Furby!
Snake Lair’s resident pet.
HURHUR.
So lazy and fat and cute!

Furby is a really cool dog and
he doesn’t really like to be photographed though.
He needs to be trained to love cameras.
HAHA. Shape his biscuits in cameras as a start!Went out to study on Saturday.
It is my last paper (FINALLY) tomorrow!
And as much as I should be studying now, I’m blogging!
HURHUR.

And I’m wearing my new belt.
I ? it.
Shopping rocks.

Aiyo. He looks like a ghost lurking behind me!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
I better cherish his presence before he goes far far away to India.
(T__T)

I bought a new dress plus a new pair of flashy gold shoes.
And I’m all ready to flash them to the world soon!

I’m dying to go party.
D Y I N G!

I guess I’ll be packing my clothes really soon and will be selling some of my old stuff
once I got more time on hand after the examinations.
So, stick around okay?

I’ll probably inform all of you guys on the main page here about wardrobe updates once they are done.
Thanks folks.
To all having exams now, ???

Ok. Back to the books!

Scribbled in my diary few days ago.

My handwriting is really messy aye?

I woke up at 4.30am last night from a horrible nightmare.

I was caught in a horrible sandstorm in my dreams.

Couldn’t walk properly, couldn’t talk, couldn’t breathe.

Wake up panting and felt like I have been holding my breath for the longest time!

But when I told miumiu about it, he laughed.

Dammit!

I am putting on weight lea.

SADNESS.

And exams gives me tired skin and pimples.

I’m so upset.

I love the colors of these photos by the way.

Very pretty!

OH YAH!

I suddenly remembered something.

I was in the photography room few days ago and something caught my eye.

Picture of star trails.

The route of the star in the sky as the earth rotates about its axis.

I didn’t know that they are actually SO BEAUTIFUL!

In this picture, the photographer actually waited 8 hours for the trails!

8 hours!

There is a lot of science behind taking a good picture of a star trail.

Like how long to keep the exposure, handling the daylight and more.

But it’s so pretty don’t you think so too? :)

I’d wanna find a tripod and camp on the beach to take such pictures too!

PRETTY.

PRETTY.

PRETTY.

Anyway,

Random note of the day: I HATE DIRTY OLD MEN!

I had fun and good times with miumiu again yesterday.
We went shopping (for my present) around for a while in town
before meeting up with RECCOS.

I missed my girlfriends, so I mimicked Aiyolove’s “AIYO!”
HAHAHA!

I “wore” miumiu on my heart!
Is it very adorable?
:*)
MEOW.

Miumiu bought me a pressie!
And see how happy I look!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

After that, we met up for the ultimate CRAB FEAST!
9 of us gobbled up 8 crabs, 40 buns, and many other side dishes!
AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY YUMMY.
It was miumiu’s treat for RECCOS and I get to have a share too!
:D
Sorry I realized that I only took out my camera after I’m done.
I was too engrossed with the food!
HAHA!

Notice that I didn’t take pictures of my friends
because they were all complaining after the St James Night!
They said I put too many unglam pictures already.
All their colleagues who happen to read my blog all laughing at them!
HAHAHAHAHA.
OK. I’m sorry! (T__T)

So, I’ll just post miumiu here for this post! HAHA!

And you must be wondering what is the present I got from miumiu?I didn’t wanna get a purse or bag or anything or that sort.
But I just wanted something I can wear on myself to remind me of him.

So here it is!
The little blue box with white ribbon.

YUPS!
Tiffany and Co.
After browsing the website,
I realized I actually liked the rings for men!
But I saw one of the new designs they have for the ladies.
And I think it’s BEAUTIFUL!

The picture doesn’t do the ring justice at all!
And I’m actually secretly waiting for the ring to oxidise!
The salesperson said that after the inscribed words gets oxidised,
the outer layer can be polished, leaving the words to stand out even better!
WEE!I love the gift, miumiu cat!
THANKS!

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My boyfriend is leaving.
He is going to be away for half a year, in the far far India.
I’m getting mixed emotions about the news.
But seems like, things will get better for his career after this break.
As much as I want to keep him by my side,
I thought I should not be selfish.

When I look down at my feet next time,
there will only be one pair of feet.
(T__T)He is really sweet though.
He told me that he can save up a lot of money during his stay there.
His colleagues tell him there is only one emporium and one 7-11 in that area.

(OH MY GOD! POOR THING!)

And by the end of six months,
there will be a huge jump in his savings.
And with some other investments, he will be able to marry me soon!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But well, he is leaving next month.
It is really so soon!
And seeing that I’m so upset because of this and my exams,
he offered to buy me a big pressie!
(YAY!)
Now, I’m still pondering about what I should get!

But I’m still worried about he leaving me!
:”(
HALF A YEAR!
The last time when he left for Europe for 3 weeks, I almost died here.

I just hope everything will be different this time round!

BOO.
*sadness*

It is not a Gucci bag.
It is not a Cartier watch.
It is not a Bvlgari ring.I want to own an acoustic guitar.

There is something that I want.
It is not a Louis Vuitton purse.
It is not a Agnes b chain.
It is not a pair of Prada shoes.

I want to stop time with the camera shutter.

There is something that I want.
It is not a Mont Blanc pen.
It is not a Chanel purse.
It is not a trip to a fancy restaurant.

I want to have her painted on the walls of my room.

There is something that I want.
It is not to have a glamorous job.
It is not to have the perfect parents.
It is not to have all the money in the world.

It is to secretly kiss someone I love on the Eiffel Tower.

There is something that I want.
It is not an expensive car.
It is not a wealthy boyfriend.
It is not to have everything to go my way.

But to have a charmed life like hers.
And to find simple pleasures in life’s tiniest things.

I did this show at Raffles Place for a Chinese label
which has the most impossible looking clothes.
And when i say impossible, it really is impossible.

But fortunately, I have all the most good looking colleagues on the job!
Good people too!
Royston, Alvin, Alex, Beatrice and Jayne!
Look at Royston here!
He tucked his tee al the way in and guess who he looks like!
??!!!
LOL!

?? and Alvin Leong the hanger!

The pretty pretty Jayne and me!
I first saw her on Seventeen Magazine cover long time back.
And I was thinking how can a girl get so pretty!
VERY PRETTY HOH!

Michelle Chia is the host for the show.
And I felt sorry for her.
Because she need to say impossible things about the impossible looking clothes.
Wahh.. I feel so fat. Cannot stand.

Beatrice, Jayne and me backstage in the impossible clothes.
Very impossible hoh?

All the 6 models!
:*)

And we tried to take a group photo with everyone looking geeky!
Check it out!

Annie, the super nice person in charge and me! :)

Royston and happy me!

That’s my pretty Beatrice! *hearts*

Alvin Leong the hanger and pegs.

WEEE!!!

I had a family gathering over the weekend.
And I made my mini cousins model my hats and shades.
LOL.
SO CUTE.

OK. I’m guilty because I haven’t been studying hard.
BYEBYE!

Jason and I were talking about the things people do that will turn a person off.

And I thought it will be interesting to share with you guys about
the things a man can do to totally TURN ME OFF.
I’m not exactly like a date-guru or anything or that sort,
but I guess I’ve seen enough gross men to come up with this list.

I know you are secretly feeling sad for me already.
So, here comes.
???

Let’s start off with something less turn off.

One thing is for sure,
unless you are trying to make that Caucasian understand you better,
i think it is a complete turn off to hear a Chinese fake an accent.
I have got friends who have been studying overseas for years,
but they can still converse in perfectly audible and pleasing english
when they return to Singapore.
So stop faking it.
I think it really puts people off.

2) The Save-to-Spend people

Well, I have nothing against people with branded goods.
And as a matter of fact, I love having stuff from famous labels as well.
But I really don’t understand why some men are willing to
scrimp and save, skips meals, work extra, sell their backsides
to make extra money for branded goods.
Will you die without a Gucci hat or a Gucci belt?

3) Men who ONLY talk about themselves

I cannot tolerate men who goes on and on and on about themselves.
About their gym routines.
About their childhood experiences.
About their past relationships and glories.
Seriously, unless I look like your Fan Club President,
or a writer who wants to do a biography about your life,
a man should learn how to talk about himself in moderation.
And one thing that shows so evidently in this trait
is that this man must be a ego-animal who thinks ever so highly of himself.
So my advice is, steer clear!

4) Men in baby clothes

I applaud singlets for macho men and tiny running shorts for lean legs.
But oh my god PLEASE.
Stick thin men in singlets with armpit hair peeking out from side of their pits,
Men with thunder thighs in those ever-so-tiny shorts with their manhood threatening
to spill out anytime as they work that treadmill
DISASTER!
I’m really afraid of big and macho looking men actually.
They look really suave and man.
But the thought of them in tiny shorts kills me.
They should wear 5 underwears when wearing tiny running shorts.
No! They should never wear tiny running shorts!

5) EZ-link cards are not tissue papers

Once or twice on the train, I’d see men who use the EZ-link card
to “scrap” the sweat off their forehead and under their nose
and then flick the sweat off to the ground.
*roll eyes*
LIKE OH MY GOD LOR!
????
I dunno why they cannot get tissue papers.
There are so many aunties selling tissue papers near MRT stations.
Now I finally know one of their purposes there.
And I’d rather see them wipe it off their sleeves.
At least they can still look quite man doing that.

6) Long nail on pinky finger

I guess this is most common in old school Bengs in Singapore.
And it’s normally very yellowish and dirty!
Sometimes, I wonder what it is for.
To pick their noses? To pick their ears?
To pose like Mini-Me in pictures?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Whatever it is, I think it’s very ugly leh!
Nuff’ said.

7) Men with makeup

Okay, we’re not talking about artistes or models here.
Men who puts on makeup when they go out.
I mean… dabbing some concealer on is fine.
But need you draw your brows or put on foundation?
I think I’ll die if I marry such a guy.
Then we have to share the same makeup desk!?
OR WE NEED TO GET TWO?!
There was once when I went on a dinner date with someone like this.
Alright let’s call them MWM – Men With Makeup.
He got his brows drawn.
And I’m positive he got some powder on as well.
And seriously, no matter how big your biceps are.
There is no way you’re gonna look masculine in makeup.
Worse thing is, he didn’t even blend his brows properly
and I was distracted half the night until I couldn’t take it anymore and blended it for him.
I cannot take it.
I’m not against homosexuals or metrosexuals.
Just make sure you can do your makeup properly.
AND – make sure you even LIKE GIRLS before asking them out on hot dates.
But still, a big no-no for me personally.

8) Diggers

These people exists everywhere, in every race, in every country.
And I think we are all guilty of it sometimes.
But the strange thing is, it is only gross when you see someone else doing it.
LOL.
The diggers are people who digs stuff and smear it somewhere.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Alright I don’t wanna be too blatant here because it’s really gross.
But I guess you know what I mean.
I mean, these germ spreaders are everywhere.
I once saw a boy who squeezed his pimples with two fingers
and smeared it on the MRT grap pole!
*CRINGE*

9) Male Chauvinist Pigs

EGO EGO EGO.
I think it’s something we girls cannot live with and cannot live without.
We want a man who is man enough to make decisions.
But not a Male Chauvinist Pig who wants everything to go his way.
I cannot tolerate men with larger-than-life egos.
You cannot ask too much about his life.
You are not supposed to defy what he wants to do.
And he has the final say to everything in the relationship.
In short, he owns your life.
I was discussing about the things men do that puts a girl off with Jason,
And here.
Click here and check out our conversation: -

Honestly, I’m not that sexual.
HAHAHAHA!
But that was REALLY funny!
And I really think Jason is going to be such a romantic!
*winks*
(Right, Jason?)

So yea! Back to the point.
I think EGO MEN should burn and rot.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Girls are supposed to be doted on.
Please don’t boss girls around okay, dirty men!

10) Action Mama

WAH I CANNOT STAND ACTION MAMA GUYS LOR.
Act handsome. Act cool. Act rich. Act famous.
Men who thinks they are super hot, are super fugly half the time.
Those who like to sit in one corner in clubs and imagine that everyone is looking at him.
And those who tries to electrocute himself whenever he walks past a mirror.
HAHA.
I don’t know – but they look like they’re the male Paris Hilton.
Those that will look at themselves in the morning and say “That’s Hot.”
These people are often showoffs as well.
They don’t know where to draw the line between being confident and irritatingly cocky.
They should be all banished to Cockyland with the MCPs and the MWMs.

After such a comprehensive breakdown about
the kind of men who turns girls (me at least) off,
I hope all the guys out there can all be better men!
And treat your girlies like gems okay? ?

There are actually SO many other things that I can name, but seriously.
I think the list will never be exhausted!
And please leave a comment to tell me what turns YOU off, girls!
:*D
It’s gonna be interesting!

Goodnight girls, nice men, disgusting men and Jason.
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Went crooning with Ken and Lloyd few days ago.

It’s like a little reward for myself after mugging ALL ALONE at Starbucks!
So yea.
Here’s is the extremely emotional and expressive Ken doing his ????.
(Nice arms. HAHA!)

Now I finally can understand how come Ken is so popular among the gays.
LOL!
Lloyd also very bad.
Keep treating Ken like an animal.
You guys should check out the pictures galore at Lloyd’s blog!
Poor Ken…

Lloyd also.
HAHA!

It is the last photography class yesterday.
And to be honest, I’m a little sad about it.
I haven’t been enjoying all my classes in NTU – from Year One till now.
And I guess this is the only class I actually looked forward to attending every week.
And all out of a sudden, it ended.
:”(
I told miumiu about it and he says that I’m being silly.
But he really doesn’t understand.
Being someone who is quite a loner in school.
I attend lectures and tutorials alone.
When there is no one to lunch with, I’d rather eat Pocky in the library alone.
And being able to find something that I really enjoy in school.
When I’m in the dark room, I will unknowingly lose track of time
and miss all my meals.
I know that isn’t exactly a very healthy thing.
But what my friend said is true -
all these only means how much I’m engrossed in what I’m doing.
And how much I enjoy doing it that I forgot all about my meals!
:D

The gentleman on the right most is Kheng Li, our teacher.
And how cool – he wants us to call him Kheng Li instead of Mister Wee or smtg.
Isn’t it nice?

This is Robin and Anil who has the coolest hair on earth!
:D

That’s me acting silly with Robin, Valerie and Cliff!

We all love Anil! :*)

I met up with an old friend yesterday.
We actually lost contact but because of my previous emo post,
he linked up with me again and encouraged me stuff about school and all.
HAHAHAHA.
It has been 5 to 6 years since we first met!

In the past, exhibition events still hire male models!
And I think he still look the same now!
I tried digging up those old photos from the Samsung CommunicAsia show
back then but to no avail, but well. HAHA!
Here’s Aaron and me.

He said he wanted to bring me to a nice chill out place by the sea.
And drove me to Marina South Pier.
But it was already 9.15pm when we got there

and that place closes at like 9.30pm!
And so he executed “Plan B” and brought me to Moon Ladder @ Labrador Park.
That place normally opens at 7pm.
But when we reached there at 10pm last night,
it was closed!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BASKET! And he actually accused me of being a “SUAY POK”.
You neh neh pok.
(>__<)

And so we ended up going over to St James which is just nearby.

And it was good too because miumiu and my friends are all over there! :D

I think I want to take back what I said earlier.
Aaron, I think you got more wrinkles already.
HAHA!
Eat more collagen.

He said he liked my star tattoo.
So I gave him one too!
HAHA!

He took a liking to one of the pictures I took at photography class too.
And of course, as a noob photographer,
I’m extremely flattered!
So I gave him a print of it!
:)
He says he found order in chaos in this picture.
HAHA!I joined miumiu and his friends at Boiler’s Room slightly later.
And was quite astonished to see that the bunch of them were semi-mad.
HAHA!
Introduced Aaron to miumiu too! :*)

Here’s Shaofeng and Michelle.
:)

Miumiu acting gay!
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Me acting gay too!
:D

And last but not least, real GAYS!

LOL!!!

Introducing one of the birthday boys, Teo Xuan Wei the policeman.
HAHA!
He likes to act tough and pretends that he is doing fine.
Proof? Alright, watch.

SEE how all his CB-friends look so happy seeing him puke.
HAHAHA!OKAY.
I seriously hope you don’t think of this picture the next time
you order a jug of drinks from Boiler’s Room.
I’m truly sorry.

Here’s EYY and me.

Members of the Reccos Wives’ Club.
Michelle, Peipei, Huiwen, Angeline and me.

Saw my friends too!
YAY!
Difei my pretty MUM! And her super hyper friend Eileen.
Nice people. :D

She’s so pretty! :D”"There were three birthday boys last night.
And it wasn’t too long before the 2nd one merlion-ed too.
Mister Jason I-Am-OK-Huh Chuah.

Check out the table in the picture above.
EWW.

Okay. And 200 other random pictures.

Jason is one fucking noisy fella when he is drunk.
HAHAHA!

Bernard also KO-ed.

Seriously, you people are CRAZY.
HAHAHAHA!